THINGS TO DO IN AN AIRPORT WAITING LOUNGE - No. 25
* Grow a beard
* Learn to walk on your elbows
* Grow another beard
* Raise a family with one of the cleaning staff.
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BSE - A top scientist spells it out.
I'm asked a lot these days what
effect Mad Cow disease (BSE)
will have on the population.
Well it's as simple as this.
If you eat in McDonalds more
than twice a week, within six
months you'll end up with the
mental agility of their counter
staff. All clear now?
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Is Little Red Riding Hood a Russian contraceptive?
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Having attacked the postman and successfully wrestled the postbag from
his grip. Rover now copes with the realisation that he is unable to
read or cash cheques.
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That Black Beauty's a bit of a dark horse.
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