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Honesty is the Best Policy?

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    Honesty is the Best Policy?

    Not sure if you've heard about this, I thought it was quite amusing.


    This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.
    One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone
    up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask
    them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a
    holiday to Bali.
    Last week the competition went like this:
    Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
    Brian: Yeah, sure.
    Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
    Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this
    morning.
    Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
    Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
    Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate ?
    Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
    Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
    Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
    Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one
    Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
    Brian: Yeah, alright.
    Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
    Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
    Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the
    other line, say hello.
    Sharelle: Hi Brian.
    Brian: Hi Sharelle.
    Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same
    three questions we asked Brian and if you give the
    same answers, you
    win a trip for two to Bali.
    Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
    Sharelle: O.K.
    Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
    Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
    Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
    Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
    Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for
    Sharelle ?
    Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
    Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
    Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
    Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.
    Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
    Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter
    anyway... just tell em.


    ..........


    Presenter: Sharelle?


    ..........



    Brian: Sharelle?






    Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the a*se !

    Radio Silence
    Advert
    Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live
    here,
    and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and
    Sharelle
    the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.

    #2
    hasn't she tried All-Bran for her morning bowel movements instead?

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      #3
      Urban Legend. Actually happened on The Newlywed Game in the US. www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm

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