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Guest repliedUrban Legend. Actually happened on The Newlywed Game in the US. www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.htm
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Guest repliedhasn't she tried All-Bran for her morning bowel movements instead?
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Guest started a topic Honesty is the Best Policy?Honesty is the Best Policy?
Not sure if you've heard about this, I thought it was quite amusing.
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.
One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone
up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask
them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a
holiday to Bali.
Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this
morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it mate ?
Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one
Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the
other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same
three questions we asked Brian and if you give the
same answers, you
win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for
Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listing. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter
anyway... just tell em.
..........
Presenter: Sharelle?
..........
Brian: Sharelle?
Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the a*se !
Radio Silence
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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're going live
here,
and sometimes these things happen. We've given Brian and
Sharelle
the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.Tags: None
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