A man walks into a pub with a crocodile on a lead and says to the landlord:
"Do you serve Leeds United supporters?"
"Yes, of course" he replies.
"Good" says the man, "I'll have a pint of beer and a Leeds United supporter for my pet crocodile".
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A lady I know had plastic surgery the other day - her husband cut up her credit cards.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went on holiday and returned with his right leg and left arm missing? He'd gone self-catering.
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A man walked into the surgery and asked:
"Doctor, can you help me out?"
The doctor replied "Certainly, which way did you come in?"
"Do you serve Leeds United supporters?"
"Yes, of course" he replies.
"Good" says the man, "I'll have a pint of beer and a Leeds United supporter for my pet crocodile".
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A lady I know had plastic surgery the other day - her husband cut up her credit cards.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went on holiday and returned with his right leg and left arm missing? He'd gone self-catering.
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A man walked into the surgery and asked:
"Doctor, can you help me out?"
The doctor replied "Certainly, which way did you come in?"
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