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BrilloPad replied

1 December 2012, 20:39
haha
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Guest replied

8 April 2003, 16:17
Its not even xMAS
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Guest started a topic Crackers (imo)

8 April 2003, 06:48
Crackers (imo)

A man walks into a pub with a crocodile on a lead and says to the landlord:
"Do you serve Leeds United supporters?"
"Yes, of course" he replies.
"Good" says the man, "I'll have a pint of beer and a Leeds United supporter for my pet crocodile".

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A lady I know had plastic surgery the other day - her husband cut up her credit cards.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who went on holiday and returned with his right leg and left arm missing? He'd gone self-catering.

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A man walked into the surgery and asked:
"Doctor, can you help me out?"
The doctor replied "Certainly, which way did you come in?"
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