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    Slutty work dress

    I just visited a user in response to a call… I wasn’t quite ready to be confronted with a quite fit 40 year old blonde wearing bright red lipstick, coco chanel style black dress, fishnets and black patent leather high heels.

    Needless to say I was reduced to a mumbling nervous dribbling fool, why are men so bloody weak???

    I think I need a lie down.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    I just visited a user in response to a call… I wasn’t quite ready to be confronted with a quite fit 40 year old blonde wearing bright red lipstick, coco chanel style black dress, fishnets and black patent leather high heels.

    Needless to say I was reduced to a mumbling nervous dribbling fool, why are men so bloody weak???

    I think I need a lie down.
    Where do you work? I am on my way.....:
    Last edited by ferret; 24 October 2007, 11:20. Reason: No swearing pls
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      #3
      Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
      I just visited a user in response to a call… I wasn’t quite ready to be confronted with a quite fit 40 year old blonde wearing bright red lipstick, coco chanel style black dress, fishnets and black patent leather high heels.

      Needless to say I was reduced to a mumbling nervous dribbling fool, why are men so bloody weak???

      I think I need a lie down.
      You think thats slutty - Sweetie - you do need a lie down!
      Bazza gets caught
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        #4
        Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
        I just visited a user in response to a call… I wasn’t quite ready to be confronted with a quite fit 40 year old blonde wearing bright red lipstick, coco chanel style black dress, fishnets and black patent leather high heels.

        Needless to say I was reduced to a mumbling nervous dribbling fool, why are men so bloody weak???

        I think I need a lie down.

        That'll be Sandra, my PA. Are you one of the monkeys who works in the basement?
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          #5
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          I just visited a user in response to a call… I wasn’t quite ready to be confronted with a quite fit 40 year old blonde wearing bright red lipstick, coco chanel style black dress, fishnets and black patent leather high heels.

          Needless to say I was reduced to a mumbling nervous dribbling fool, why are men so bloody weak???

          I think I need a lie down.
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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            You think thats slutty - Sweetie - you do need a lie down!
            What constitutes slutty in your mind then?

            Do share...




            Preferably without charging me another £3 a minute.
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              #7
              Originally posted by sasguru View Post
              That'll be Sandra, my mum. Are you one of the monkeys who works in the basement?
              Ah, you are the janitor?
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                #8
                pics or it never happened
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  What constitutes slutty in your mind then?

                  Do share...




                  Preferably without charging me another £3 a minute.
                  Cost you nothing sweetie, you pay me in other ways!!

                  Nah, seriously, I don't think that sounds slutty, was the dress mega short or something? If she was "fit" and looked good, why does that make it slutty? Maybe if she had FMB's on but court shoes sound grand to me with that outfit. And Red lips are very en vouge at the moment....
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Cost you nothing sweetie, you pay me in other ways!!

                    Nah, seriously, I don't think that sounds slutty, was the dress mega short or something? If she was "fit" and looked good, why does that make it slutty? Maybe if she had FMB's on but court shoes sound grand to me with that outfit. And Red lips are very en vouge at the moment....
                    Oh I am a big fan of FMB's....
                    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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