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What would you like kelly to do to u?

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    What would you like kelly to do to u?

    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Please translate the phase to its sexual meaning</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 12):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Hoover Job</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>6&nbsp;/&nbsp;50.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=150 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>A nice long Duck</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>3&nbsp;/&nbsp;25.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=75 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Whipping</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;16.7%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=50 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Eating some food</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>0&nbsp;/&nbsp;0.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td></td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Other (Add to Replies)</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;8.3%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=25 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    #2
    Kelly, I am a jock (not the gay kind - a Scotsman).

    Do you do English lessons?

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      #3
      What do I get out of it Jock ?

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        #4
        Ummmmmmmm

        High quality tax advice for free?

        Oh and a nice tingly feeling all day.

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          #5
          How you gonna give me a tingly feeling ? Spit it out man!!

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            #6
            Well Kelly. As to how you would get a day-long tingly feeling:

            I'm not called roger for no reason you know - you with me?

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              #7
              I get you, and I like it

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                #8
                Oh Dear: © The Milan Bot...

                ... considering you've seen Kelly's piccy I'm a little concerned here :rolleyes

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                  #9
                  Roger reminds me of an old Liverpool saying 'Dont judge a man by the size of the head on his dick, but by the size of the dick on his head'

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