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Guest repliedRoger reminds me of an old Liverpool saying 'Dont judge a man by the size of the head on his dick, but by the size of the dick on his head'
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Guest repliedOh Dear: © The Milan Bot...
... considering you've seen Kelly's piccy I'm a little concerned here :rolleyes
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Guest repliedI get you, and I like it
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Guest repliedWell Kelly. As to how you would get a day-long tingly feeling:
I'm not called roger for no reason you know - you with me?
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Guest repliedHow you gonna give me a tingly feeling ? Spit it out man!!
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Guest repliedUmmmmmmmm
High quality tax advice for free?
Oh and a nice tingly feeling all day.
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Guest repliedWhat do I get out of it Jock ?
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Guest repliedKelly, I am a jock (not the gay kind - a Scotsman).
Do you do English lessons?
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Guest started a topic What would you like kelly to do to u?What would you like kelly to do to u?
<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Please translate the phase to its sexual meaning</FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 12):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Hoover Job</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>6 / 50.0%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=150 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>A nice long Duck</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>3 / 25.0%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=75 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Whipping</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2 / 16.7%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=50 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Eating some food</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>0 / 0.0%</FONT> </td><td></td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Other (Add to Replies)</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1 / 8.3%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=25 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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