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    Barbarella

    Nice ... although possibly a tad old

    Hmmm should be interesting with the Excessive Machine
    Halle Berry is set to take the lead role in a remake of sexy sixties film Barbarella.

    The Catwoman star is seen as perfect for the role of the kitsch icon originally played by Jane Fonda, after Lindsay Lohan was originally tipped to play the part.
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Nice ... although possibly a tad old

    Hmmm should be interesting with the Excessive Machine
    Would that be the orgasmatron?

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      #3
      Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
      Would that be the orgasmatron?
      "What kind of girl are you?"

      Is it the orgasmatron though, or is that from Sleeper? I forget.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5Jo1I4XXc nice

        'You've turned them into faggots!'

        Many reviewers and film buffs mistakenly refer to the Excessive Machine as an "Orgasmatron." For the record:

        Sex machine in Woody Allen's "Sleeper" -- Orgasmatron
        Sex machine in "Barbarella" -- Excessive Machine
        Black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks -- SHAFT!
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          Thanks Troll.

          I remember catching a bit of a film on TV several years ago where a spacecraft was powered by the crew standing in glass tubes having orgasms.

          Anyone else seen this? I think it had "massacre" in the title but I can't find it.

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            #6
            I think Kelly Brook would have made a good Barbarella....
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              ... wish we could post images
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Barbarella: FFS!!!!! Why remake a classic that was ace to start off with? Same goes for The Italian Job, Get Carter, Mean Machine, etc.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post
                  Barbarella: FFS!!!!! Why remake a classic that was ace to start off with? Same goes for The Italian Job, Get Carter, Mean Machine, etc.
                  I agree entirely.

                  However: The Italian Job wasn't strictly a remake, more of a sequal/homage and I didnt think it was THAT bad.
                  Mean machine with Vinnie was an excellent brit flick laugh.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Because the suits in Hollywood have no imagination?
                    I think you have a superflous "?" in that sentence ZG.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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