Originally posted by TonyEnglish
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I smell of cheese!
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And only 1 class above you....but I hear you were small for your age."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
Yes but I'm the teacherRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Teacher's pet you mean,.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View PostYes but I'm the teacher"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Smell of cheese? Really? I've always washed mineOriginally posted by SallyAnne View Post

I think he meant knobs, but that made me laugh, so bravo
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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"Teacher's pet you mean,."
no that will be you - now get back in your cageRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I did read that someone had escaped from that special school,,I am going to ring them up and tell them where you are...Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post"Teacher's pet you mean,."
no that will be you - now get back in your cage"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Yours probably never gets that dirty though eh?Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSmell of cheese? Really? I've always washed mine
The pope is a tard.Comment
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But cats are very clean animals....usually...Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostYours probably never gets that dirty though eh?
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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That wouldn't explain how we've both had the same panini for lunch.Originally posted by zeitghostYou missed option 8: you are both Spartacus.Comment
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How wrong you are.Originally posted by zeitghostI would have thought it explained it precisely...Comment
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