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    #21
    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    "Nearly 12 thank you Annie."

    I take it he has been held back a few years then. Must be bad being that much bigger than the rest of the kids in your class
    And only 1 class above you....but I hear you were small for your age.
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #22
      Yes but I'm the teacher
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #23
        Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
        Yes but I'm the teacher
        Teacher's pet you mean,.
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #24
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post


          I think he meant knobs, but that made me laugh, so bravo
          Smell of cheese? Really? I've always washed mine
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #25
            "Teacher's pet you mean,."

            no that will be you - now get back in your cage
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #26
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              "Teacher's pet you mean,."

              no that will be you - now get back in your cage
              I did read that someone had escaped from that special school,,I am going to ring them up and tell them where you are...
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #27
                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                Smell of cheese? Really? I've always washed mine
                Yours probably never gets that dirty though eh?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                  Yours probably never gets that dirty though eh?
                  But cats are very clean animals....usually...
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    You missed option 8: you are both Spartacus.
                    That wouldn't explain how we've both had the same panini for lunch.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      I would have thought it explained it precisely...
                      How wrong you are.

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