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I smell of cheese!
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Nearly 12 thank you Annie."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier" -
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What are the two things that smell of cheese?
A/ Cheese
B/?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Sally Anne.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhat are the two things that smell of cheese?
A/ Cheese
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of course!The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostSally Anne.

I think he meant knobs, but that made me laugh, so bravo
The pope is a tard.Comment
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"Nearly 12 thank you Annie."
I take it he has been held back a few years then. Must be bad being that much bigger than the rest of the kids in your classRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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I'm so innocent the first thing I thought for (b) was feet.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhat are the two things that smell of cheese?
A/ Cheese
B/?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Hmmm - I had roast veg and chees panini today in the canteen at work and I'm suffering from the same problem. Roast veg and cheese panini is only on once a week and I'm suspicious. The possible explanations immediately obvious to me are:
1. We work in the same place.
2. We are the same person (this may technically be a subset of 1).
3. You are lying and/or mistaken.
4. I am lying and/or mistaken.
5. One or both of us is Andy W.
6. Coincidence (yeah, right.)
7. A combination of one or more of the above options.Comment
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