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He was doing the humane thing by putting it out of it's misery.
Using the Blackadder defence:
I was putting him out of the misery that I put him in in the first placeMelchett: Now, George. Do you remember when I came down to visit you when you were a nipper for your sixth birthday? You used to have a lovely little rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you
remember?
George: Flossy.
Melchett: That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?
George: You shot him.
Melchett: That's right. It was the kindest thing to do after he'd been run over by that car.
George: By your car, Sir.
Melchett Yes, by my car. But that too was an act of mercy when you would remember that that dog had been set on him.
George: Your dog, Sir.
Melchett: Yes, yes, my dog.
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Someone was taking the piss when they named the road.
They just grabbed a handfull of scrabble blocks and threw them at a sign.
Brynamlwg RoadI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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"Initially, Dyer claimed that a Giant Alien Lizard had caused his actions through some unknown form of mind control, as part of a cunning plan to entrap an intergalactic war criminal.Frank Phillips, defending, said Dyer had taken hallucinogenic drugs prior to stealing the goats.
"His recollection is extremely limited," said Mr Phillips, who described the case as "bizarre".
"Under further questioning by Swansea Police, he was forced to admit that this was such a preposterous notion that his actions must have been due to the drugs. He now accepts that the idea of a Giant Alien Lizard carrying out his nefarious schemes from a hole like Swansea is just ridiculous."
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What a silly billy!Comment
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When I was on Wheel of Fortune I kept saying G for Goat. I just couldn't think of anything else beginning with G.
I got quite embarassed by the end
The pope is a tard.Comment
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He should have said he was only "kid-ding"...
IGMC"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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You were on WoF? Did you win?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostWhen I was on Wheel of Fortune I kept saying G for Goat. I just couldn't think of anything else beginning with G.
I got quite embarassed by the endComment
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I was!!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
With John Leslie (what a honey), and the girl turnign the tiles was Simon Cowells girlfriend Terri (as Jenny Powell was having her baby at the time).
I won 2 of the 3 rounds, but didn't have the most points in the end, cause I kept gambling and loosing!
But I did win £250 of HMV vouchers (which at the time of being a skint permie was just awesome!) and a video camera (which at the time of being on a weekend away in Glasgow with lad, was also just awesome)
It's was a great weekend (well, 2 weekends actually, as the first time I went they'd ran out of filming time).The pope is a tard.Comment
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