How do you like them? Big and dark or small and pink?
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Something tells me this will end like the Monty Python Sketch.. nudge, nudge wink wink, with you asking at the end....
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pointy...Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow do you like them? Big and dark or small and pink?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Big and dark, I like my lady friends older than 12!Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow do you like them? Big and dark or small and pink?Comment
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In proportion.....
Could somebody show me the way to light relief?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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That's why I like 29 year olds.....there are 20 of them!!!!...Originally posted by Churchill View PostBig and dark, I like my lady friends older than 12!
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Trap 3, and dont forget to lock the doorOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIn proportion.....
Could somebody show me the way to light relief?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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