and into LR we go....
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Carpet bombing / carpet bum*ingOriginally posted by Muttley08 View PostThat's a bu**er to target after a few pints...you don't want the old guided missile to hit the wrong target...
OK, now we can go to LR...
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Plus he has the whole "proximity detonation" problem to deal withOriginally posted by Muttley08 View PostThat's a bu**er to target after a few pints...you don't want the old guided missile to hit the wrong target...
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostPlus he has the whole "proximity detonation" problem to deal with
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"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department, says Wernher von Braun." - Tom LehrerComment
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Having been on the receiving end in a previous career (soldier) of a number of attacks by SCUD I can guarantee you that those hunks of junk are way down my list of favourites.
Probably not a missile at all - but the Paveway LGB is pretty good in the circumstances.Have patience. In time, even grass becomes milk.Comment
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Gotta love those crazy, zany Germans and their "off the wall" sense of humour, eh? Marvelous.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department, says Wernher von Braun." - Tom LehrerComment
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You probably have nobody killed by a missile. This definitely eases you choice on this poll.Originally posted by King Cnvt View PostAll this talk of war has got me thinking.
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