Talk like a pirate day

**TheFaQQer** · 19 September 2007, 10:45

What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?

A Superstarrrrrrr!

**TheFaQQer** · 19 September 2007, 10:47

Where do pirates go to work out?

To the JIM LAD!!!!

**DaveB** · 19 September 2007, 10:51

Where do Pirates go to take a dump?

The Poop Deck.

**Ivor1** · 19 September 2007, 11:17

Arrrrr being going for my lunch now me-harties with my crew arrrr
Its going to be 'Pizza's for Eight'

**wobbegong** · 19 September 2007, 11:41

From 'Third rock from the Sun';

Q: "Where are your Buccaneers?"
A: "Underneath my buccan' hat".

**TheFaQQer** · 19 September 2007, 11:44

Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?

They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse to the ground!

**TheFaQQer** · 19 September 2007, 11:46

Where to pirates pay their taxes?

At the H.M.Arrrrrrrrr.Sea

**DBA_bloke** · 19 September 2007, 14:05

Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Where to pirates pay their taxes?

At the H.M.Arrrrrrrrr.Sea

Point of order: Pirates don't pay taxes, because they are, er, pirates. Forfeit.

**Moscow Mule** · 19 September 2007, 14:40

Originally posted by DBA_bloke View Post

Point of order: Pirates don't pay taxes, because they are, er, pirates. Forfeit.

GArrrrrgh, you've got 'im over a barrel there...

**TheFaQQer** · 19 September 2007, 14:56

Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

GArrrrrgh, you've got 'im over a barrel there...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh - good point.

It's not my turn in the barrel, surely?

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