Reply to: Talk like a pirate day

[thunderlizard]

A pirate walks into a pub. He's got a wooden leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. One of the regulars asks him "How did you lose your leg?"
The pirate says "One stormy night, the wind blew me clean overboard, and it got bitten off by a shark".
Another pub regular asks how he lost his hand.
"I was capturing a merchant ship laden with gold, and it got cut off in the heat of battle".
Then someone asks how he lost his eye. The pirate says "We were fast approaching land, when a seagull dropping landed in it."
"You can't lose an eye just from a seagull dropping" says another of the drinkers.
"Normally, no" says the pirate, "But I hadn't got used to the hook yet".

[Zippy]

I'll get me cutlass

[Clippy]

Shiver me timbers - even made the papers: http://tinyurl.com/2eaxgk

Aargh me hearties.

[DBA_bloke]

Talk like a pirate?

OK: "Who's turn is it in the barrel, me hearties?

[TheFaQQer]

GArrrrrgh, you've got 'im over a barrel there...

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhhhhh - good point.

It's not my turn in the barrel, surely?

[Moscow Mule]

Point of order: Pirates don't pay taxes, because they are, er, pirates. Forfeit.

GArrrrrgh, you've got 'im over a barrel there...

[DBA_bloke]

Where to pirates pay their taxes?



At the H.M.Arrrrrrrrr.Sea

Point of order: Pirates don't pay taxes, because they are, er, pirates. Forfeit.

[TheFaQQer]

Where to pirates pay their taxes?



At the H.M.Arrrrrrrrr.Sea

[TheFaQQer]

Did you hear about the pirate with two wooden legs?




They caught fire and burned his ARRrrrse to the ground!

[wobbegong]

From 'Third rock from the Sun';

Q: "Where are your Buccaneers?"
A: "Underneath my buccan' hat".

[Ivor1]

Arrrrr being going for my lunch now me-harties with my crew arrrr
Its going to be 'Pizza's for Eight'

[DaveB]

Where do Pirates go to take a dump?

The Poop Deck.

[TheFaQQer]

Where do pirates go to work out?



To the JIM LAD!!!!

[TheFaQQer]

What do you call a pirate actor who is very popular?







A Superstarrrrrrr!

[DBA_bloke]

Farkey!