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    Firmer Breasts

    hehehe Ladies, I found a homemade recipe for a firmer breasts

    Firmer Breasts
    To help firm breasts & tighten the skin:
    mix 1 tsp vitamin E oil
    1 T. yogurt
    1 egg.
    Massage this mixture into breasts and
    wear an old bra over the mixture for at least twenty minutes.
    Rinse off with warm water.

    link: http://www.budget101.com/bath/id101.htm

    Enjoy .... and post before/after photos

    #2
    hmmmm just wondering if this would work on my butt

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      #3
      will it work on man-tits?

      Me, me ...

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        #4
        There is a <ahem> "man made" product that matches those ingredients pretty well. Any ladies want to find out if it does the job?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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          #5
          I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!
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            #6
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!
            I will act as sick cover when ever daviejones wants to take a break of go to the toilet e.t.c.
            Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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              #7
              There is an easier way:

              Every day rub some toilet paper between your breasts. Watch and marvel at them grow over time …..






              It worked for her ar*e!!!!
              "Wait, I still function!"

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                #8
                Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
                There is an easier way:
                Every day rub some toilet paper between your breasts. Watch and marvel at them grow over time …..
                It worked for her ar*e!!!!
                The old ones are the best. No need to firmer breasts in the client's office today. Heating has not kicked in so all nipples are like walnuts. Nice.
                Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Flubster View Post
                  The old ones are the best. No need to firmer breasts in the client's office today. Heating has not kicked in so all nipples are like walnuts. Nice.
                  Nightmare! Tenting trousers will surely follow. Stay seated at all costs.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                    There is a <ahem> "man made" product that matches those ingredients pretty well. Any ladies want to find out if it does the job?
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!
                    Something you boys aren't telling us?
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