Firmer Breasts

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The Lone Gunman replied

18 September 2007, 09:53
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Something you boys aren't telling us?

Don't lump me in with Davie and Cooper, if they want to massage my man custard into some random birds chest than that is up to them and her.
As long as I get my soapy tit wank I dont care.
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TheFaQQer replied

18 September 2007, 09:39
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

There is a <ahem> "man made" product that matches those ingredients pretty well. Any ladies want to find out if it does the job?

Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!

Something you boys aren't telling us?
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Chugnut replied

18 September 2007, 09:11
Originally posted by Flubster View Post

The old ones are the best. No need to firmer breasts in the client's office today. Heating has not kicked in so all nipples are like walnuts. Nice.

Nightmare! Tenting trousers will surely follow. Stay seated at all costs.
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Flubster replied

18 September 2007, 07:53
Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post

There is an easier way:
Every day rub some toilet paper between your breasts. Watch and marvel at them grow over time …..
It worked for her ar*e!!!!

The old ones are the best. No need to firmer breasts in the client's office today. Heating has not kicked in so all nipples are like walnuts. Nice.
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Swiss Tony replied

18 September 2007, 07:51
There is an easier way:

Every day rub some toilet paper between your breasts. Watch and marvel at them grow over time …..

It worked for her ar*e!!!!
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Cooperinliverp00l replied

18 September 2007, 07:22
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!

I will act as sick cover when ever daviejones wants to take a break of go to the toilet e.t.c.
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daviejones replied

18 September 2007, 06:38
I will volunteer to rub it in to spare the hands of our fine ladeez!!!!!
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The Lone Gunman replied

18 September 2007, 05:46
There is a <ahem> "man made" product that matches those ingredients pretty well. Any ladies want to find out if it does the job?
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castoff101 replied

17 September 2007, 21:01
will it work on man-tits?

Me, me ...
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SouthRoute55 replied

17 September 2007, 20:54
hmmmm just wondering if this would work on my butt
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SouthRoute55 started a topic Firmer Breasts

17 September 2007, 20:46
Firmer Breasts

hehehe Ladies, I found a homemade recipe for a firmer breasts

Firmer Breasts
To help firm breasts & tighten the skin:
mix 1 tsp vitamin E oil
1 T. yogurt
1 egg.
Massage this mixture into breasts and
wear an old bra over the mixture for at least twenty minutes.
Rinse off with warm water.

link: http://www.budget101.com/bath/id101.htm

Enjoy .... and post before/after photos
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