IT terminology and management gaffes

[MrRobin]

I kid you not, just overheard my manager talking to one of the other contractors saying

"We need you to merge your front end with Paul's back end for this to progress..."

Noone had twigged until I started pissing myself.

[chicane]

How unprofessional and infantile. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(ie I would have probably done the same.)

[ChimpMaster]

My job is to integrate back-ends with front-ends ... it's a serious business.

[thunderlizard]

Penetration testing. Fffnarr fffnarrr.

[sasguru]

My job is to integrate back-ends with front-ends ... it's a serious business.

Rent boy?

[Dundeegeorge]

Rent boy?

Is that like rent-a-ghost, but he really puts the willies up you?

IGMC