Wimmins problems ...

[fiddleabout]

<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Those who have taken the buy or long term lease option in preference to short term hire will have encountered monthly availability problems lasting anything up to a week.

Please indicate your own solution to this problem
(euphamisms used to avoid corrupting the kiddiewinks here) ...

Please post alternative suggestions - I might even learn something I suppose but I doubt it </FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 20):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Tradesmans entrance</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>6&nbsp;/&nbsp;30.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=90 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Open wide dear</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>9&nbsp;/&nbsp;45.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=135 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Not quite so fast my dear</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;5.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=15 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Short term hire of alternative facilities</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>DIY</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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[Capn Graybeard]

Results (total votes = 0):
Tradesmans entrance 0 / 0.0%

Open wide dear 0 / 0.0%

Not quite so fast my dear 0 / 0.0%

Short term hire of alternative facilities 0 / 0.0%

DIY 0 / 0.0%

Fiddle

From the number of votes it seems that your option is to abstain?

[zeitghost]

Seems to have left out the option of my last lady who was even more insatiable than usual at that time of the month...

Bit messy, but hey! that's what they invented condoms for.

[roger rabbit]

Well, as a friend of mine used to say.

Admit it: which is better, a plain bacon sarnie or one with Tommy K?

[Mordac]

It does curtail certain activities though...

Mordy in "that's an appropriate smiley" mode...:x

[fiddleabout]

> From the number of votes it seems that your option is to abstain?

If the poster votes before anybody else does it proves he is a knobhead

and Mordac - get that tongue right back in your mouth at once

[Mordac]

:\

To quote the rabbit...

Arse

[fiddleabout]

Mordac - you could have just voted for that - there's no need to let the world know your preference

[Mordac]

Who says I didn't...

[xoggoth]

Agree with zeit. Why no button for just carry on in all respects as normal? Hannibal Lector type zthhhh zthhhhh zthhhh. Did this about 6 years ago with a lady of my acquaintance in posh hotel. They must have thought a mass murder had been enacted.

Dracula