Wimmins problems ...

No - that was the Oh Dear: thread (and sod his copyright)

But I thought he couldn't find this thread....

He has now ...

DIY 1 / 25.0%

It's also pretty obvious Milan hasn't voted yet ..
DIY 0 / 0.0%

In his case that wouldn't be an alternative - more like business as usual...:lol

The poll is about alternatives.

There were only 5 button choices presented when I set it up - might be possible to add more but I didn't look carefully enough to see.

5 isn't enough to cover all the possible alternatives I already know about so I didn't want to waste one on "more of the same".

I thought you were all a load of renecks - obviously I was wrong but only by about 2' 6"

It's also pretty obvious Milan hasn't voted yet ..
DIY 0 / 0.0%

Agree with zeit. Why no button for just carry on in all respects as normal? Hannibal Lector type zthhhh zthhhhh zthhhh. Did this about 6 years ago with a lady of my acquaintance in posh hotel. They must have thought a mass murder had been enacted.

Dracula

Who says I didn't...

Mordac - you could have just voted for that - there's no need to let the world know your preference

:\

To quote the rabbit...

Arse

> From the number of votes it seems that your option is to abstain?

If the poster votes before anybody else does it proves he is a knobhead

and Mordac - get that tongue right back in your mouth at once

It does curtail certain activities though...

Mordy in "that's an appropriate smiley" mode...:x

Well, as a friend of mine used to say.

Admit it: which is better, a plain bacon sarnie or one with Tommy K?

Seems to have left out the option of my last lady who was even more insatiable than usual at that time of the month...

Bit messy, but hey! that's what they invented condoms for.

Results (total votes = 0):
Tradesmans entrance 0 / 0.0%

Open wide dear 0 / 0.0%

Not quite so fast my dear 0 / 0.0%

Short term hire of alternative facilities 0 / 0.0%

DIY 0 / 0.0%

Fiddle

From the number of votes it seems that your option is to abstain?

<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Those who have taken the buy or long term lease option in preference to short term hire will have encountered monthly availability problems lasting anything up to a week.

Please indicate your own solution to this problem
(euphamisms used to avoid corrupting the kiddiewinks here) ...

Please post alternative suggestions - I might even learn something I suppose but I doubt it </FONT><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Results (total votes = 20):</FONT><table bgcolor=#FFFFFF border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="75%">
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Tradesmans entrance</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>6&nbsp;/&nbsp;30.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=90 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Open wide dear</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>9&nbsp;/&nbsp;45.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=135 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Not quite so fast my dear</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>1&nbsp;/&nbsp;5.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=15 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Short term hire of alternative facilities</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>DIY</FONT>&nbsp</td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>2&nbsp;/&nbsp;10.0%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=30 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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