If you mansion house needs haunting,
Just call Rentaghost.
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools,
At Rentaghost.
Hear the Phantom of the Opera,
Sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but
Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire
Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights,
With Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you,
And for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock,
We hope you knees will knock,
That's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost,
Not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic
Means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away
Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at
Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller,
Come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters,
And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost!
<manic laughter from Mr Claypole>
Just call Rentaghost.
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools,
At Rentaghost.
Hear the Phantom of the Opera,
Sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but
Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire
Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights,
With Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you,
And for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock,
We hope you knees will knock,
That's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost,
Not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic
Means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away
Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at
Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller,
Come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters,
And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost!
<manic laughter from Mr Claypole>
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