Wednesday afternoon TV lyrics

[richard-af]

Most obsure, nobody remembers it apart form me kids TV show: Catch Kandy.

[Burdock]

<manic laughter from Mr Claypole>

I can hear it now!

What a freaky TV show. But great memories eh.

[TheFaQQer]

If you mansion house needs haunting,
Just call Rentaghost.
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools,
At Rentaghost.
Hear the Phantom of the Opera,
Sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but
Rentaghost!

At your party be a smarty then hire
Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights,
With Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you,
And for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock,
We hope you knees will knock,
That's Rentaghost.

Let me say the most terrific simple ghost,
Not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic
Means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away
Yaaay!

We are extraordinary fellas here at
Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller,
Come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters,
And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
Ring Rentaghost!

<manic laughter from Mr Claypole>

[richard-af]

Boring contract?

Once spent almost whole of a six monther on t'internet....

Merely a lull. Was doing LOADS until about a month back. Enjoying the respite.

[Muttley08]

Bored.

Boring contract?

Once spent almost whole of a six monther on t'internet....

[thunderlizard]

This is a story all about how
My life got flip turned upside down
And if you'll take a minute sitting right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
(dinky dinky dinky dinky dinky dink dink)

[realityhack]

Have you ever
Ever felt like this
When strange things happen
are you going round the twist...

[MrRobin]

Its cold outside,
There's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone,
More or less.
Let me fly,
Far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie,
Shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh,
Mango juice,
Goldfish shoals,
Nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun,
In the sun, sun, sun.

Der der der der der... der der der der da DERRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[Burdock]

On medication

[richard-af]

You pair must be either extremely bored or out of a contract

Bored.

[Muttley08]

You pair must be either extremely bored or out of a contract

[richard-af]

Dah, da-dah, da-dah, da-dah,
Dah, da-dah, da-dah, da-dah.
Bom, bom, bom, tiddly, bom, bom, bom.
etc.

Antiques Roadshow.

[Burdock]

HI-DE-HI

Whenever you're feelin' lonely,
Or you're gettin' in a stew,
Just lend your ear - come over here,
And, man, here's what you do,

If you've got the blues, then I've got some news,
Join in the fun in your blue suede shoes
With the holiday rock, the holiday rock,
The ho-de-ho-de-hi-de-hi holiday rock.
Hi-de-hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho-de-ho, go go go do the holiday rock
Hi-de-hi-de-hi, ho-de-ho-de-ho, go go go do the holiday rock