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Wednesday afternoon TV lyrics

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    If you mansion house needs haunting,
    Just call Rentaghost.
    We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools,
    At Rentaghost.
    Hear the Phantom of the Opera,
    Sing a haunting melody,
    Remember what you see is not a mystery but

    At your party be a smarty then hire
    If you want a fright climb the spooky heights,
    With Rentaghost,
    You can let our spirits move you,
    And for fun play ghostman's knock,
    Because we aim to shock,
    We hope you knees will knock,
    That's Rentaghost.

    Let me say the most terrific simple ghost,
    Not scientific,
    Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
    Heavy footsteps in your attic
    Means a spectre telepathic,
    Is descending just to spirit you away

    We are extraordinary fellas here at
    To be another Uri Geller,
    Come to RRRRRentaghost.
    For a biography we've ghostwriters,
    And not forgetting a ghost script,
    An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
    Ring Rentaghost,
    An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt,
    Ring Rentaghost!

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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      <manic laughter from Mr Claypole>
      I can hear it now!

      What a freaky TV show. But great memories eh.


        Most obsure, nobody remembers it apart form me kids TV show: Catch Kandy.