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[alreadypacked]

No - is that good or bad?

What does he do?

[Old Greg]

What does he do?

He works in Information for an NHS hospital.

[Burdock]

I always remember the story about a lass who was chatting to this bloke on the net, and finally arranged to meet him. In the version I read, she was Irish (co-incidentally!). Anyway, they exchanged messages and racy emails for months without meeting, and eventually began indulging in cybersex. He was a bit older than her, but she had, er, modified her age. She was genuinely smitten by his caring messages and charming personality etc. Finally they arranged to meet up at a country hotel. She got there nice and early, and checked into the room. She couldn't believe she had met her dream man etc. She thought she would give him a 'surprise' and slipped beneath the sheets, turned out the lights and waited......Eventually, the door opened and the lights were turned on... "Dad!!!!", she shrieked.

[cailin maith]

I always remember the story about a lass who was chatting to this bloke on the net, and finally arranged to meet him. In the version I read, she was Irish (co-incidentally!). Anyway, they exchanged messages and racy emails for months without meeting, and eventually began indulging in cybersex. He was a bit older than her, but she had, er, modified her age. She was genuinely smitten by his caring messages and charming personality etc. Finally they arranged to meet up at a country hotel. She got there nice and early, and checked into the room. She couldn't believe she had met her dream man etc. She thought she would give him a 'surprise' and slipped beneath the sheets, turned out the lights and waited......Eventually, the door opened and the lights were turned on... "Dad!!!!", she shrieked.

[Old Greg]

I always remember the story about a lass who was chatting to this bloke on the net, and finally arranged to meet him. In the version I read, she was Irish (co-incidentally!). Anyway, they exchanged messages and racy emails for months without meeting, and eventually began indulging in cybersex. He was a bit older than her, but she had, er, modified her age. She was genuinely smitten by his caring messages and charming personality etc. Finally they arranged to meet up at a country hotel. She got there nice and early, and checked into the room. She couldn't believe she had met her dream man etc. She thought she would give him a 'surprise' and slipped beneath the sheets, turned out the lights and waited......Eventually, the door opened and the lights were turned on... "Dad!!!!", she shrieked.

Was she pleased?

[alreadypacked]

He works in Information for an NHS hospital.

Ok, see if he is interested in meeting someone, and we can arrange something when I get sorted out in London.

[Burdock]

Was she pleased?

Ireland mate, not East Anglia

[Old Greg]

Ok, see if he is interested in meeting someone, and we can arrange something when I get sorted out in London.

I don't normally pimp him out, but I'll ask and pm you.

[alreadypacked]

I don't normally pimp him out, but I'll ask and pm you.

What sort of a wing man are you!
No wounder he is still single

[Old Greg]

What sort of a wing man are you!
No wounder he is still single

Just your luck though!