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    I have really bad wind today...

    My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

    Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.


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    Originally posted by el duder
    My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

    Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.

    Lay off the faggots, duck eggs and mushy peas

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      #3
      Originally posted by el duder
      My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

      Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.


      SNAP

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        #4
        let it all out...blame it on IBS

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          #5
          Originally posted by Burdock
          let it all out...blame it on IBS

          I did that...see TPD

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            #6
            let it all out...look at the next person with suspicion

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              #7
              Originally posted by andy
              let it all out...look at the next person with suspicion
              Did that also...see TPD..

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                #8
                I'm the same

                See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mr Crosby
                  I'm the same

                  Did it run down your leg and into your sock?

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                    #10
                    Not far off mate. I'm in my second week in Newcastle my stools have long been liquid.

                    See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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