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BrilloPad replied

19 July 2007, 11:37
Originally posted by cailin dana

Oh dear God, please tell me you don't do that on your dates...... I don't get why fellas get such amazing enjoyment from it?

its cos of the location of the male g-spot - nearest point is the prostrate
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 11:27
Originally posted by cailin dana

That old chestnut.......

The old ones are the best!!!
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cailin dana replied

19 July 2007, 11:26
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

EH? Of course we do that on dates....we also do the "pull my finger" trick!!!

That old chestnut.......
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 11:23
Originally posted by cailin dana

Oh dear God, please tell me you don't do that on your dates...... I don't get why fellas get such amazing enjoyment from it?

EH? Of course we do that on dates....we also do the "pull my finger" trick!!!
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cailin dana replied

19 July 2007, 11:21
Originally posted by el duder

My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.

Oh dear God, please tell me you don't do that on your dates...... I don't get why fellas get such amazing enjoyment from it?
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 11:15
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

Not far off mate. I'm in my second week in Newcastle my stools have long been liquid.

I can relate to that...especially today!!!
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Mr Crosby replied

19 July 2007, 11:13
Not far off mate. I'm in my second week in Newcastle my stools have long been liquid.
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 11:03
Originally posted by Mr Crosby

I'm the same

Did it run down your leg and into your sock?
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Mr Crosby replied

19 July 2007, 11:02
I'm the same
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 10:57
Originally posted by andy

let it all out...look at the next person with suspicion

Did that also...see TPD..
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andy replied

19 July 2007, 10:57
let it all out...look at the next person with suspicion
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 10:55
Originally posted by Burdock

let it all out...blame it on IBS

I did that...see TPD
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Burdock replied

19 July 2007, 10:55
let it all out...blame it on IBS
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Let-Me-In replied

19 July 2007, 10:51
Originally posted by el duder

My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.

SNAP
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Kyajae replied

19 July 2007, 10:49
Originally posted by el duder

My poor manager must be feeling it i tells ya...i can help it, it actually really hurts...

Its the kind of wind, where you have to lift one of your arse cheeks off the chair, and whince a little to let it out.

Lay off the faggots, duck eggs and mushy peas
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