• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Attractive Pimp?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule
    An ex pimp of mine was quite tasty. Used to buy us a lot of drinks.

    Shame she was pregnant almost all the time...
    Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?

    Comment


      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg
      Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?
      Indeed, I only said I would have, were she not happily married.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

      Comment


        #13
        Originally posted by Old Greg
        Are you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?
        Ewwwww....

        I've only met one pimp(ess), and she adhered to the old saying of 'nice on the phone, add 2 stone'.

        Comment


          #14
          Originally posted by DodgyAgent
          How many of you would be so shallow as to take a contract according to how attractive your pimp was?

          I am thinking of a need to recruit some decent totty

          Don't worry DA , it is not your looks that puts contractors off from you recently. . It is just we are very busy these days.

          Comment


            #15
            I got a lot of good background on my pimps from Facebook.

            Comment


              #16
              Originally posted by DodgyAgent
              C'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )

              she is either not on this board or is not owning up
              You said you wouldn't tell.

              Comment


                #17
                Originally posted by Bonkers
                You said you wouldn't tell.
                Bonkers. Please please please change your avatar. I'm going to have nightmares.

                Comment


                  #18
                  The scene must have realy changed in the last 15 years if there are decent pimp bints out there.
                  Maybe I should shut up shop and go back contracting!

                  Nah! wifey would kill me
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

                  Comment

                  Working...
                  X