Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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Originally posted by Old GregAre you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Old GregAre you familiar with the phrase, 'Stirring someone else's porridge'?
I've only met one pimp(ess), and she adhered to the old saying of 'nice on the phone, add 2 stone'.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentHow many of you would be so shallow as to take a contract according to how attractive your pimp was?
I am thinking of a need to recruit some decent totty
Don't worry DA , it is not your looks that puts contractors off from you recently. . It is just we are very busy these days.Comment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentC'mon one of you must have shagged a pimp. I shagged one of my contractors years ago (a she by the way, before you start )
she is either not on this board or is not owning upComment
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Originally posted by BonkersYou said you wouldn't tell.Comment
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The scene must have realy changed in the last 15 years if there are decent pimp bints out there.
Maybe I should shut up shop and go back contracting!
Nah! wifey would kill meConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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