One for the ladies..

[hyperD]

Put me right off my supper

Put me right off my stroke.

[alreadypacked]

Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

Put me right off my supper

[hyperD]

Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

[Maxamus]

women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

so i been told.....

[Kyajae]

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

We're a pretty forgiving lot (except of course for Maggot, sorry, sadguru)

[alreadypacked]

Welcome (finally) to the CUK tradition

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

[Kyajae]

See you're taking the 4" jibe very well.

Welcome (finally) to the CUK tradition

[alreadypacked]

Sadly not. I take it you like 'em really big? Like I could park a double decker inside your fanny?

See you're taking the 4" jibe very well.

[Chugnut]

...her ex-husband had a 9" beef bayonet when it was fully on the bone...

Have to (re)member that one.

[n5gooner]

Sadly not. I take it you like 'em really big? Like I could park a double decker inside your fanny?

lol