One for the ladies..

[Kyajae]

So she wasn't interested in your four incher then.

Sadly not. I take it you like 'em really big? Like I could park a double decker inside your fanny?

[Swamp Thing]

people don't really have 4-5" do they ?? is that really enough to do anything ?

I am reliably informed that girth is as important as length

[n5gooner]

people don't really have 4-5" do they ?? is that really enough to do anything ?


Think we need SA on the case...

[alreadypacked]

Many years ago I worked with a woman who told me her ex-husband had a 9" beef bayonet when it was fully on the bone. She used to frequently visit her GP with internal bruising problems. She said she'd prefer a five or six-incher anytime.

So she wasn't interested in your four incher then.

[Kyajae]

I am guessing the person doing the study was a man. Live in hope if you must

Many years ago I worked with a woman who told me her ex-husband had a 9" beef bayonet when it was fully on the bone. She used to frequently visit her GP with internal bruising problems. She said she'd prefer a five or six-incher anytime.

[Swamp Thing]

I am guessing the person doing the study was a man. Live in hope if you must

The British Journal of Urology, apparently.

[alreadypacked]

From Marketing Week 7th June:

“An extensive study of men’s tackle has concluded that women are more interested in personality – and shoe size is no indicator of performance”.

“Womenfolk were grateful by and large, so to speak, with what their partners had received, and rated it as less important than personality and grooming” (personal hygiene I believe, not the internet kind of grooming).

So Ladies: true or false.
Duder: sit up and take notes

I am guessing the person doing the study was a man. Live in hope if you must

[Swamp Thing]

From Marketing Week 7th June:

“An extensive study of men’s tackle has concluded that women are more interested in personality – and shoe size is no indicator of performance”.

“Womenfolk were grateful by and large, so to speak, with what their partners had received, and rated it as less important than personality and grooming” (personal hygiene I believe, not the internet kind of grooming).

So Ladies: true or false.
Duder: sit up and take notes