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    Council Tax

    Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
    That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
    We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
    by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
    Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
    but the police still do nothing.
    Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
    racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
    and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
    thought was gay.
    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
    nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
    They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

    #2
    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
    Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
    That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
    We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
    by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
    Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
    but the police still do nothing.
    Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
    racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
    and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
    All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
    thought was gay.
    Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
    nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
    They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
    Very good

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      #3
      genius!

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        #4
        lol lol lol

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          #5
          Originally posted by Let-Me-In
          Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
          That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
          We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
          by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
          Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
          but the police still do nothing.
          Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
          racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
          and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
          All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
          thought was gay.
          Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
          nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
          They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
          Ring any bells?? http://www.niles.org.uk/jokes/

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            #6
            Originally posted by Kyajae
            Hang the joke thief. Burn him. HERETIC!
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule
              Hang the joke thief. Burn him. HERETIC!

              Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!
                That obviously didn't come over as ironic as I meant it...
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                  That obviously didn't come over as ironic as I meant it...

                  Nope, it was lost on me...but it is early and I have not had nearly enough coffee......

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Let-Me-In
                    Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!
                    Creativity not your stong point eh!

                    Don't work for microsoft by any chance?
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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