Council Tax

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Diver replied

7 July 2007, 02:05
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!

Creativity not your stong point eh!

Don't work for microsoft by any chance?
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Let-Me-In replied

4 July 2007, 08:19
Originally posted by Moscow Mule

That obviously didn't come over as ironic as I meant it...

Nope, it was lost on me...but it is early and I have not had nearly enough coffee......
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Moscow Mule replied

4 July 2007, 07:46
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!

That obviously didn't come over as ironic as I meant it...
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Let-Me-In replied

4 July 2007, 07:26
Originally posted by Moscow Mule

Hang the joke thief. Burn him. HERETIC!

Aren't we all joke thiefs? I never make them up...just find 'em and post them for you guys to enjoy!!!...Selfless, that's me...!!!!!
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Moscow Mule replied

4 July 2007, 06:29
Originally posted by Kyajae

Ring any bells?? http://www.niles.org.uk/jokes/

Hang the joke thief. Burn him. HERETIC!
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Kyajae replied

2 July 2007, 14:04
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Ring any bells?? http://www.niles.org.uk/jokes/
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m47een replied

2 July 2007, 10:29
lol lol lol
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tootie replied

2 July 2007, 09:43
genius!
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Old Greg replied

29 June 2007, 09:28
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?

Very good
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Let-Me-In started a topic Council Tax

29 June 2007, 09:02
Council Tax

Council tax re-evaluers want to charge us more if we live in a nice area.
That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.
We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run
by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.
Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate,
but the police still do nothing.
Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with
racist comments. A shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son
and his sons girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.
All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone
thought was gay.
Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always seen out in
nightclubs. The family's odd antics are always in the papers.
They are out of control. ..........Honestly - who'd live near Windsor Castle?
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