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I gotz a problem.

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    I gotz a problem.

    My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

    #2
    Did you have a close encounter with Big Red from Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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      #3
      and you are still having trouble getting a sh*g?

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        #4
        Originally posted by cailin dana
        and you are still having trouble getting a sh*g?

        no been ******* like a warrior.

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          #5
          Wow! What a kn0b!
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #6
            good for you!

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              #7
              It's compensation being a copper knob.
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi
                It's compensation being a copper knob.

                never had any girls mention the ginger pubes.

                infact they seem to quite like em!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by el duder
                  My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

                  should'nt you change your name to "El Deluder"?
                  Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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                    #10
                    oh no - you must get that thing like me where the tip dangles down and touches the cold toilet bowl when you're doing a sit down job. brrr!

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