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Diver replied

8 July 2007, 10:41
Originally posted by sasguru

No, his inflatable doll.

Sheep
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Troll replied

8 July 2007, 10:26
Originally posted by Diver

Have to keep pumping her up though

So it's Mrs Dunlop in the summer when Dolly goes out to high pasture
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sasguru replied

8 July 2007, 10:08
Originally posted by Troll

are you refering to your wife?

No, his inflatable doll.
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Diver replied

8 July 2007, 09:26
Originally posted by Troll

are you refering to your wife?

Degenerate
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Troll replied

8 July 2007, 07:56
Originally posted by Diver

Have to keep pumping her up though

are you refering to your wife?
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Diver replied

7 July 2007, 02:01
Originally posted by el duder

My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

Just measured, only 7 1/2 inches, but no complaints so far.

Have to keep pumping her up though
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Moscow Mule replied

4 July 2007, 06:39
Originally posted by zeitghost

That's not a problem that's a deformity...

Duder, seperated from horse at birth
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Let-Me-In replied

28 June 2007, 06:43
Mine is only an inch...........from the ground....
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wobbegong replied

27 June 2007, 14:53
Originally posted by el duder

My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

Mine is 3 inches (but apparently that's too wide for some women).
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Gibbon replied

27 June 2007, 14:52
Originally posted by el duder

My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

so's mine..................... when folded in half

and mine's between my legs not on my shoulders !!!!
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Bagpuss replied

27 June 2007, 14:48
Originally posted by el duder

My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

That's your arm mate
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thunderlizard replied

27 June 2007, 14:46
oh no - you must get that thing like me where the tip dangles down and touches the cold toilet bowl when you're doing a sit down job. brrr!
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DodgyAgent replied

27 June 2007, 14:46
Originally posted by el duder

My dick is 12inches long when flacid.

should'nt you change your name to "El Deluder"?
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el duder replied

27 June 2007, 14:44
Originally posted by gingerjedi

It's compensation being a copper knob.

never had any girls mention the ginger pubes.

infact they seem to quite like em!
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gingerjedi replied

27 June 2007, 14:43
It's compensation being a copper knob.
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