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    Anyone want fixing up?

    One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

    Any single fellas in the North interested?

    She's based in York.
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

    And what do we get in return?

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      #3
      as i'm married, does that count me out?

      I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

        Any single fellas in the North interested?

        She's based in York.

        Is she willing To travel?
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Kyajae
          And what do we get in return?
          Her pants by the sound o fit.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

            Any single fellas in the North interested?

            She's based in York.

            Any photos of her?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Diver
              Is she willing To travel?
              do you mean you are based in the South, and would she go down? (to see you of course!)
              I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

                Any single fellas in the North interested?

                She's based in York.
                I am only interested in Pants off part

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                  Her pants by the sound o fit.
                  If she's northern, she'll probably tell you that she's already got one ar$ehole in her pants, thank you very much.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    One of my mates needs a rich bloke to wine, dine and romance the pants off her.

                    Any single fellas in the North interested?

                    She's based in York.

                    Thats a pretty loose spec SA. What are the system parameters






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