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    The man Benjamin Zephaniah
    His works didn?t fail to inspire
    But his cancer ailment
    Proved his final derailment
    And here is his funeral pyre.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Zephaniah got the Bengal lancer
      He searched for a cure, looked for an answer
      Into bed he was tucked
      And now he is ****ed
      For his latest poem, get a necromancer
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        There's a secret to making Postman jokes

        It's All In The Delivery
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          The TV licence man knocked at the door today.

          I showed him my licence from 2003.

          He said "This licence is twenty years old and out of date.

          I said, "So are your programmes"
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            The wife rang me at work & said - "I've left you for a black man. He's witty, charming, considerate, generous & he pounds me all night with his Anaconda-like cock"


            Bugger. But at least I know it's not Lenny Henry.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What do you call a hippo with one leg?

              A hoppo
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Just nipped into Sainsbury?s for a Christmas card, but spent 20 minutes in a queue at the self checkouts.

                I ended up complaining to the staff about all the inconsiderate people using the Card Payment Only checkouts for their grocery shopping - they didn?t understand me?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I went to Cash Converters today trying to raise some much needed cash for Christmas.

                  They gave me £3200 and they never even took the gun.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Prince William stuns passers-by as he's spotted selling The Big Issue.

                    **** me, this cost of living crisis is getting ridiculous.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Bill Gates is trying to develop clean drinking water made from human waste.

                      The last time someone tried to make something drinkable from human waste.

                      We ended up with Foster's Lager...
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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