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We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.
You should see their little faeces light up.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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People think politics is complicated and confusing, when in fact there is a very clear guideline to follow:
If it upsets Gary Lineker, you're on the right trackAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I identify as a male dyslexic and my pronouns are hee/himm.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I learnt how to deliver a baby today.
You have to tape up their mouths, so they don't make any noise, and make sure there's holes in the box, so they can breathe.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I came home to find an Amazon box on my doorstep.
A little voice suddenly said "what time do you call this? where have you been?"
It was a very suspicious package.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Can Joaquin Phoenix succeed in his new film role, "Napoleon"?
Corsican.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Look, I'm all for colouring books...
But dot-to-dot books?
That's where I draw the line.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sunak appoints Cameron as Foreign Secretary
Pig fecking mistakeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I identify as non-binary; my pronouns are off / on.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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