Going to London to queue for hours to see a dead person.
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The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is fructose financer.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was put off private music lessons because there was a minim charge."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Iamonthemoonandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
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I went in to my local florist and I said " I would like to buy a bunch of flowers for my wife"
The florist said " Certainly sir, what is it you're after?"
"A shag" I saidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I saw a midget climbing down a prison wall..
I thought that?s a little condescending ...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Vladimir Putin signed a decree on Monday granting Russian citizenship to the US whistleblower Edward Snowden.
I have to say, for all the tulip Putin has pulled that's actually a step in the right direction.
Of course, Snowden won't be happy tomorrow when he gets his call-up papers in the mail.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the blonde only change her baby's nappy once a week?
Because the packaging said 'Up to 10 kilos'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nothing says joined up asylum policy, like 2 groups of Iranians scrapping outside the Iranian Embassy in London, after they've been granted asylum - from each other.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Kwasi Kwarteng delivers on his promise to make stamp duty a thing of the past by ensuring nobody can get a mortgage.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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