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    Showbiz news:

    Apparently Justin Bieber's wife Hailey has a clot.

    Yeah, we already knew that.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      The Queen has controversially chosen Prince Andrew, to escort her to the memorial service for The Duke of Edinburgh.

      Be fair. The Royals could hardly leave him behind to look after the kids.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Grandma says her joints are stiff.
        I told her she's rolling them too tight.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Ukraine/ Russian war..the conclusion..
          Tom Cruise parachutes in and takes out the whole Russian army..
          Alec Baldwin assassinates Putin with one shot..
          .At least that will be the American film version
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I know many people disapprove of Will Smith’s behaviour at the Oscars but I think that standing up for his woman like that was a bald move.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              For Warty

              I've always been a bit of an early bird, I prefer that term rather than 'premature ejaculator'.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                1998 - '...and the Oscar goes to... Good Will Hunting!'

                2022 - '...and the Oscar goes to... Bad Will Punching!'
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Joe Biden " I need a plan to get Putin off every newspaper front page in the world"

                  Will Smith " Hold my beer...."
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Apparently Gloucestershire is the most gender neutral county in Britain.

                    I had my money on Middlesex.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I'm surprised Will Smith punched Chris Rock. Usually black men shoot or stab each other.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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