Another blow for The Labour Party as ex speaker and full time hobbit John Bercow defects TO them.
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Life is too short for my book of five letter words.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why was the stone golem mad at her husband?
Because he was always taking her for granite.
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My missus was so upset with the English performance she refused to have sex.
So I told her to lie back and think of Scotland.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yesterday I was masturbating about a mad cow.
Think I may have Creutzfeldt Jackoff DiseaseAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Marcus Rashford is terrible against a packed defence.
He is great with a packed lunch though.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As a kid, did you ever knock on people's doors and run away before they could answer?
Well, guess what? UPS is hiring!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why was the programmer's code incomprehensible?
No comment.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I held up by TSA because I packed a deck of fortune telling cards
They must have thought I was a taroistAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Norwich have now started selling Happy Fatherbrother Day cards due to popular demand.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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