What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?
The Right Hand Rule.
The Right Hand Rule.
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If you’re a tattoo artist who gives free tattoos in exchange for being flashed at....
Are you a believer of tit for tat then?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise....
My boss asked “what companies? “
Gas, water and electricityAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for Paddy!
I'm not embarrassed by the number of women I've pulled.
I'm embarrassed by the quality.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Dad hated nuisance phone calls, they were the bane of his life, but they were his children so he felt he had to make the effort.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the partially sighted man fall down into a brick-lined waterhole?
Because he didn't see that well.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Owen Jones is 50% of the reason to why people no longer want to be associated with Labour.
Diane Abbott is the other 55%.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“Good things come to those that wait”.
Well I’ve been serving tables in Zizzi King’s Lynn for 11yrs and nothings happened yet.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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comment filter_none thumb_up_alt more_horizJoke by WTD in Sex and tulip - Blow Job · 4 h
My wife and I were walking through the park when we saw a tramp sat on a bench.
"Very soon," I said, pointing to the tramp. "This man will be our next door neighbour."
"That's great news!" squealed my wife. "Did he win a lottery?"
"Not really," I replied. "I've lost the house."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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