Why are there TV adverts for toilet roll?
Who's not buying it?
Who's not buying it?
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Keir starmer reshuffling the labour party in hope for a better outcome, is like reshuffling a whole deck of jokers and hoping to hit a royal flushAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A woman in her Thirties is called middle aged...
except in porn videos where she's called
'barely legal'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Elon Musk confesses to having Asperger's. In other shock news; the Pope confesses to being Catholic and Bears confess that they use the forestry as latrine for solids!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I finally fixed that annoying noise my car would make when I went too fast.
I just opened the door and pushed her out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A group of scientists was doing an experiment involving the bacteria in faeces. They asked for donations of faecal matter from the public...
...but nobody gave a crap
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I just bought one of those vacuum storage bags.
Waste of fu*#ing money.
I can only get the tools and hose in it. The Vacuum itself is too big.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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On a first date I always talk about my obese pet penguin
It's a great icebreakerAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I asked a prostitute how much she charged.
"£40 without a condom, £30 with a condom."
Excellent, I thought... she does Mates rates.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Kids today don't know how well off they are..
I was orphaned at a young age and raised by a pack of hyenas.
No toys, no posh house, facing starvation scouring for food, but boy, did we have some laughs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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