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    Bill and Melinda Gates to divorce after 27 years.

    Doesn't he have a vaccine to make her stay then?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I put on my dating website profile "Lonely man seeks wife."

      So far I've got 265 replies!

      They all say "You can have mine!"
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        After 27 years, Bill Gates has decided to update his hardware.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          BBC News: Bill and Melinda Gates start divorce proceedings after 27 years of marriage.

          Apparently she wants a younger man that can give her big and hard instead of Microsoft.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I can remember the details of every cum shot from every dirty film I've seen for the last 40 years. I've got a pornographic memory.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Two MPs overheard in the Commons talking about the proposed Covid passports: ‘They should be called the ‘‘John Prescott’’ to prove you’ve had two jabs.’ The old Labour bruiser — nickname Two Jags — would doubtless approve.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Turns out someone has cloned my Microsoft Office License. I will find you, you have my Word.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Before the Derek Chauvin verdict, my daughter said, "In the USA a black man has NEVER been treated favourably by the criminal justice system !"

                  "What about O.J. ?"
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I laughed at my mates when they said vaccine is Bill Gates way of putting a mind control chip into all of us.
                    “Where is your proof” I said.
                    .....now I read Melinda agreed to an amicable divorce without taking him for every penny.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      The doctor looked at me intensely. "Years of alcohol abuse have taken a terrible toll on your liver. You should seriously stop drinking immediately."

                      "**** off doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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