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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
FTFYAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just saw a bloke in an RAC van, driving down the road, crying uncontrollably and trembling!
I thought...he's heading for a breakdownAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not sure how she even spotted it, but my wife was mad and said I "Drove over a large frog" this one day when we were in a hurry to go somewhere !
I laughed and said, "That's where the rubber met the toad."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Mickey Mouse has a Jose Mourinho watch.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sir Kier Starmer walks into a pub...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I saw on my hometown's Facebook page:
'Missing from the town centre area: our 3-year-old cat Tiddles (pictured). He is recently neutered, wears a collar with a bell to alert birds, and is on a vegan diet.'
I replied, 'And you're surprised he ran off?'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Panto time
My brother is so rude he won't even drink cordial.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A Labrador won my local election. This country is going to the dogs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Congratulations to the European Super League clubs for breaking the record of the 1940 French team for fastest ever surrender.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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