Westminster Abbey will look a bit sparse with 30 people in it.
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As a Tribute to Prince Philip, the FA have announced all Premier League players will wear black armbands this weekend.
Piss taking feckers.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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AstraZeneca are praying the cause of death wasn't a blood clot.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I can only imagine the response when Prince Andrew dies, I think it’s fair to say he touched more people than Philip.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Has NLYUK hired Wossey?
A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for the reduced rate of £10 as she didn't have a womb.
Intrigued, I asked how we would do it?
She replied "Acwoss the woad, against those wailings."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What a touching and brilliant idea to hold a remembrance service for Prince Philip today.
I'd nearly forgotten..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just saw a dyslexic bloke with a load of spaghetti stuck in his arm.
He'd just had his pasta zeneca jab.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Greek mythology?
Pupil: Yes. Prince Philip was a polite & courteous man. Tolerant & respectful of other races & nationalities. And none of his children are paedophiles.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What are a pre-eminent white rapper's favourite sweets?
M&Ms.
(Not that it Mathers).Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Going with the trend of casting black actors in roles that were originally played by white actors the the new biopic, 'The Life Of George Formby', the title role will be played by Samuel L Jackson.
"Turned out nice again motherfecker. "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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