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    Egyptian babies didn't know that one day their daddies would become mummies.

    Neither did the Kardashians.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I paid a transgender woman to have sex with me today.

      Best transaction ever
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Now on ITV4 the long awaited documentary, "When Men Expose Themselves".


        WARNING: Contains flashing images.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Wayne Rooney is of course a massive fan of Sickipedia. He especially loves browsing through the all-time hottest jokes in his spare time.

          He says the old ones are the best.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            We have a man at work from France named Leroy.

            We drop the and just call him Roy.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I met this bird on Tinder because her profile said she’d shag anything with a pulse.

              Turns out she’s vegan and wanted me to arrive with a bowl of lentils.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Plugging his new book , Hunter Biden has said it was likely his father's name did get him the job with Burisma.

                Possibly was his father's name got him the book deal too.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What do you call a Jewish Rapper?

                  Snip Dogg.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Found out my missus had gone camping this weekend with her bit on the side so I followed them and stabbed him to death.. Police have charged me with murder within tent...
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      The Gibson guitar company has announced it wishes to be more representative of the LGBT community.
                      They will launch the Gibson Les Bian next month.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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