My Grandad used to always say:
“Two heads are better than one.”
Top bloke, tulip at minting coins.
“Two heads are better than one.”
Top bloke, tulip at minting coins.
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I hardly drive anywhere yet have recently bought a Ferrari, a BMW, an RX-7, a Mercedes-Benz and an Aston Martin.
I clearly have the car owner virus.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The royal family are said to be in a state of fear over what might be leaked in tonight's Meghan and Oprah interview.
Sources within Buckingham Palace told reporters "The entire family are sweating. Apart from Andrew obviously"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My favourite childhood memory is making mud pies with my grandad.
Until mum found out and hid the urn.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a Posh Hoover.
Hooray Henry.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If Cinderella's shoe fitted so perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Is the Vicar of Dibley star Trevor Peacock who played Jim Trott dead?
No no no no no no yes.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My ex-wife tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed.
Imagine her surprise when they all disagreed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I think Harry should take up painting, (if Meghan will let him of course).
Then he can call himself, 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The government have promised the same mistakes which arose during the handling of Princess Diana won't be allowed to happen again.
This time, we'll get a bank holiday & none of the football will be cancelled.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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