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    The Met office are a load of *******...they've issued an orange snow warning for my area tonight.


    I just looked out all excited and it's just white as normal.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      My sense of humour is so dark when it went to America it got shot by police !
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Just created a social networking site for unmarried women over 30.


        Spinstergram.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Sex is a lot like clicking your pen: it's fine when you do it, but it's not something someone else wants to hear.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            I got depressed when I lost my job at the Apple factory
            "Have you been taking any tablets?" asked the doctors
            "Yeah. Why do you think I got the sack?"
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              I catch every dinner I eat from my boat. And I'm telling you now, when there's so much at stake, you can't be wasting time.


              It's all about a fish and sea.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                In the summertime, Morten Harket closes his lounge curtains during the day.


                So the sun doesn't always shine on TV.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I'm not saying SWB is thick.


                  But he thinks Mascarpone is to cover a small horse's face with cheese.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Shaking Stevens has suffered an extraordinary side effect after having the vaccine...
                    He can now sing.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      The arrival of pubic hair means, "Welcome to the prime of your life".


                      The arrival of ear hair means, "Thanks for playing"
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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