Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
It’s two gross.
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went to the Bakery yesterday.
I said to the Baker, "all your cakes are 50p each but this one 'ere is a pound, why's that?"
He said, "that's Madeira cake".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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my friend lost his job as a magician's assistant because he keeps drinking at work... they found him half cutAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Presidential Inauguration
Accuse Trump of fake news then swear on a book of stories about a fake magic sky faerieAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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